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CAT QUIPS

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A kitten is in the animal world what a rosebud is in the garden.  ~ROBERT SOUTHEY
No outfit is complete without cat hair.  ~Author Unknowntn3.gif (11652 bytes)
When it comes to the advantages of cats versus dogs as pets, there is no competition.
Try going away for a weekend, leaving your German Shepherd alone with a bowl of dry food, some water, and a litter box...  ~ROBERT STEARNScatnip.gif (1177 bytes)
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.  ~JOSEPH WOOD KRUTCHresting.gif (7305 bytes)
You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats.  ~Colonial American proverb
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.   ~PAULA POUNDSTONEb11c.gif (11246 bytes)
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.  ~ALBERT SCHWEITZER
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.  ~Author Unknownpaw.JPG (904 bytes)
A computer and a cat are somewhat alike -- they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share.   ~JOHN UPDIKEclip61.gif (4708 bytes)
Sure, it's clean laundry. The cat's sleeping on it, isn't he?  ~Author Unknown

 

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Here are some fun bumper stickers!

 

Cat - A migratory organism with

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 icrosseyes.gif (1175 bytes) Cats don't get into mischief, cats are mischief !  icrosseyes.gif (1175 bytes)

 

 

 

 

E Pluribus Meow - In cats we trust

 

 

 

Cats keep their claws sharp because they know that just a c74.gif (6805 bytes)purr may not be enough!!!

 

 

The cat could very well be man's best friend,

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but would never stoop to admitting it!

 

 

 

scarfcat.gif (9175 bytes)A chill in the air, a cat on the lap, a mug of chocolate, and a good book. Ah, Paradise!

 

 

 

calicocat.gif (9991 bytes)Cats don't want to own people. They prefer to lease with an option.

 

 

 

Cats are God's way  clip56.gif (7732 bytes) of telling us we're being watched.

 

 

 

Anything not nailed down is a cat toy!

 

 

 

 

 

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