And God Created DOG to LOVE Man and CAT to teach him HUMILITY

It is reported that the following edition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Seal Scrolls.

And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me.

Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. 

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."

And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will

know that he is not worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.

And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved.

And Cat did not care one way or the other.

Are you owned by a TRUE CAT???

A true cat will endure discomfort for hours and wait

patiently until 3 a.m.to cough up a hairball on your bed.

A true cat always comes between you and your newspaper.

A true cat has a Houdini-like repertoire of ways to slip out of a collar and dozens of places to hide it where you'll never find it again.

A true cat knows his name but will never acknowledge it.

True cats have perfected the guilt-provoking stare.

A true cat prefers to sharpen his claws on authentic imported oriental carpets, not cheap imitation knock-offs.

A true cat is often willing to make a fool of herself,

but only on her own terms.

A true cat prefers your flower bed to her litter box.

A true cat never willingly laps up hairball remedy, no matter what the instructions on the package say.

A true cat can find and discard the smallest pill

in the largest heap of food.

That's why administering a pill to a true cat is a two-person job.

Sometimes a three-person job.

A true cat has hiding places you'll never find.

A true cat abhors a closed door.

When caught misbehaving a true cat pretends

he was doing something else.

A true cat is sociable. He loves parties, especially the hors d'oeuvres.

A true cat keeps a collection of vintage catnip

mice hidden under the furniture and takes them out

occasionally to see how they're aging.